First off, congratulations to you. You must have quite the superpower, to be able to sense when someone is attempting to concentrate. Must have been (be??) a real joy to your teachers. Even now, you're zooming over your man-made hillocks at breakneck speeds of at least forty-five. I was attempting to complete an assignment for an honors class, but in light of your very audible pastime, I'm afraid I must abandon it. I really hope you're done with your little hobby by seven thirty. Sometimes you stay out until eight or nine. You must have really great night vision.
Secondly, I wonder if you have heard of this great new part for your vehicle. It is commonly known as a muffler. It makes things go hushy-hushy. Look into it, yes? I know you are very proud of your skills. I would be too, if I learned to master balancing on four (or even *gasp* TWO!) wheels. And keeping up your speed enough to climb a small hill and careen down the other side? Sheer genius! In fact, I'm proud of you. Ignoring those gas prices like everything's gonna be okay! GOOD FOR YOU!! I'm sure somebody of average brain size (i.e. not you) will figure it all out so that we can ALL burn energy for fun!
And don't forget to wear your helmet! We wouldn't want a lovable dumbfuck like you to go comatose, now would we?
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