Sunday, August 31, 2008

10 Reasons To Hate The Sea

10) Fish pee in it.
9) Things die in it.
8) Jellyfish
7) Shipwrecks
6) Corpses, the results of shipwrecks
5) Seaweed
4) People puke/pee/poop in it
3) Sharks
2) Companies and power plants dump chemical waste into it
and.....
1) All of the above can make you violently ill

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