Thursday, January 1, 2009

My New Year {2009}

It's been a quiet night. Except that I can't sleep. Which is still technically quiet. Except for IMing and blaring French music. The dark circles under my eyes make me look like a baby.

I want pomegranate green tea.
I wish they made pomegranate frogo. That would be rad.

It's 1:27 AM, do you know where your pancreas is?

Dystocia is a funny word.

I'm so tired but i'm afraid of trying to sleep.

Phobia. Phoebus. Phoebe. Phoebus, also known as Apollo. What was Apollo afraid of? Phoebe, a bird. FEE be. FEE be.
Romans: "Screw the phonetics! Hell, let's even make 'phonetic' impossible to spell!"
Greeks: "Dammit. Well...um....uh....THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!"
Romans: "Oh pu-leeze. You are all such drama queens. Ever heard of the roman legions, bitches? Cesar? Caligula?"
Greeks: [cower behind statue of Zeus]
Romans: "Damn straight."

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